Kirby: Boot to the Head

Kirby Boot to the Head Crossover


Staring: Omega from Megaman Zero as a lawyer in human form, Dark Garlude and Dark Meta Knight as Jenny and Hank, Jeremy as Hedge, Dark Galactic Knight as Ralston, Lady Valerie as Mrs.Molroy and Nago the cat as Mittens the Cat.

Notice: Before reading this, I wanted you to know that I got MoonWarriorAutumn's permission to use her characters. Credits will be in the viewer's description and if you don't believe me and ask her yourself then....don't say I didn't told you so and of course Dark Galactic Knight and Dark Meta Knight have their masks off.






Omega: As the executor of Mr.Moldune's estate I've been empowered to read Mr.Moldune's last will in testament.

Jeremy: Well get on with it the bar's open soon.

Dark Garlude: *Sniff* Oh poor dear Arther! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

Dark Meta Knight: There there Jenny....

Dark Galactic Knight: Ugh how predictably boring.

Lady Valerie: I never worked for a kinder man.

Omega: If we're all seated I shall proceed with the reading?

Dark Galactic Knight: I knew it.

Jeremy: Hehehehe.

Omega: "I Arther Doren Moldune being of sound mind and body."

Jeremy: That's a laugh hahahahahahahahahaha!

Omega: "Do hereby divined my considerable estate as follows, to my overly emotional sister Jenny"-

Dark Garlude: *Crying a river of tears from her eyes* WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!

Dark Meta Knight: Jenny dear I think he's talking about us.

Dark Garlude: *stops crying* Oh.

Omega: "Who grubbed for her husband Hank, grubbed for everything they can get from me and cried crocodile tears when I needed sympathy."

Dark Garlude: What??

Omega: "To Jenny I leave, a boot to the head."

Dark Garlude: A what!? *Gets hit in a head by a boot* *THUMP!* OW!

Dark Meta Knight: ! ..Jenny are you okay???

Omega: "And another boot to her wimpy husband Hank."

Dark Meta Knight: *THUMP!* OW!

Jeremy: Hahahahahahaha! XD

Dark Garlude: This is an outrage!

Omega: "Ah but still, you are my sister. You've both admire my roles rosiest and since I no longer need it"-

Dark Garlude: Oh dear Arther he's too kind.~

Dark Meta Knight: He is. *smiles*

Omega: "I bequeath another boot to the head."

Dark Garlude: What!?!? *THUMP!* OW!!

Jeremy: Ha ha ha ha ha! XD

Omega: "And one more for the wimp."

Dark Meta Knight: *THUMP!* OW!!

Omega: "Next to my alcoholic brother"-

Jeremy: Hey I want no boot to the head!

Omega: "To dear Hedge who has never work a day in his drunken life"-

Jeremy: *ducks his head* I'm covering up my head!

Omega: "I leave my wine cellar and three crates of my finest whiskey."

Jeremy: *sits back up* Really?

Omega: "And a boot to the head."

Jeremy: *THUMP!* OH! >__<

Omega: "And other for Jenny and the wimp."

Dark Garlude: *THAMP!* AH!

Dark Meta Knight: *THUMP!* OH! *Gets knocked off his seat*

Omega: "Next to my know it all nephew Rolston"-

Dark Galactic Knight: This is so predicable.

Omega: "I leave a boot to the head."

Dark Galactic Knight: *THUMP!* UH! I knew it.

Omega: "And another for Jenny and the wimp."

Dark Garlude: *THUMP!* AH! *Gets knocked down as she was trying to sit back down*

Dark Meta Knight: *THUMP!* OH! *Gets knocked back down*

Omega: This takes care of family obligations, and now to Mrs. Molroy.

Lady Valerie: Oh uh, I don't want nothing eh-huh.

Omega: "Who took care of me fatefully these many many years, who cared,made me laugh, brought me tea"-

Lady Valerie: Oh I didn't mind.~

Omega: "To Mrs. Molroy I bequeath, a boot to the head."

Lady Valerie: *THUMP!* UH! >___<

Omega: "And another for Jenny and the Wimp."

Dark Garlude: *Can't even get up* *THUMP!* UH!

Dark Meta Knight: *He can't even get up either* *THUMP!* OW!

Omega: "And so to my cat mittens I leave my entire vast boot to the head."

Nago: *THUMP!* MMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRREEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!!

Omega: "And finally to my lawyer who has helped me on this will, I leave not a boot to the head. But a rabid scarfy to be placed in his pants," UH! OH HA HA HA! "AND I LEAVE MY ENTIRE ESTATE OF TEN MILLION DOLLARS TO THE PEOPLE OF CALGARY SO THEY CAN AFFORD TO MOVE SOMEWHERE DESCENT!!!" *Nearly collapses after the Scarfy was removed*

Dark Meta Knight: *Managed to get back up and sit down along with Dark Garlude* I-Is that it?

Dark Galactic Knight: That's it??

Jeremy: That's disgraceful!!

Dark Galactic Knight: Horrible...!

Omega: There's one last thing for everyone.

Jeremy: Cover your heads everybody!

Omega: "I leave everyone a life time supply of ice cream."

Dark Meta Knight: Ice cream?

Jeremy: Ice cream?

Dark Galactic Knight: Ice cream that's all?

Omega: That's all.

Lady Valerie: Well what flavor is it?

Omega: Boot to the head.

*They all get boots thrown at their heads and they couldn't stand up for a while*

Dark Garlude: *THUMP!* AH! @__@

Dark Meta Knight: *THUMP!* UGH! @__@

Jeremy: *THUMP!* GAH! @__@

Dark Galactic Knight: *THUMP!* UH! @__@

Lady Valerie: OW!! @__@





The end.